Surrealism in 2004 : Hawai'i IMC

My name is Keith Wigdor and I am a Surrealist! Surrealism is a movement that involves all forms of mental activity intended to destroy logic. There is no orthodox tradition when it comes to a Revolution of the Mind, an overwhelming desire to embrace chance, and contempt against hypocrisy most of all! There are no leaders here, there exists no groups, no closed doors. There exists the need to free humanity from its own predispositions toward conformity and enslavement to thought control, to eliminate all rational states of mind, to overcome subordination to the social order and to exorcise all the demons of tradition from one's life. Surrealism strives for the poem beyond one's control. There is only poetry and that poetry is the image from the irrational. This is where my work comes from and all the secrets of the, "structured" self become exposed and the results are to be examined by all. Surrealism maintains no closed doors!!! There are so called, "Surrealist Groups" that claim to speak on behalf of the movement, by staging bogus protests while offering their goods for sale in art shows that are in essence no different than the capitalist spectacle that they claim to protest against. I organized a Surrealist Online Event, SURREALISM 2003, where I presented artists and poets willing to collectively organize and exhibit their art online and available for all to see. The necessity to bypass the mechanism of the art world and the consumerist model of exhibiting one's work for sale alone was successfully accomplished, and this was by artists and poets who willingly participated in SURREALISM 2003, with the intention to overcome the resistance and closed doors of Surrealism, that to this day remains under the control of wannabe hack surrealists who claim to liberate us from control! Their actions result in the refusal to assure the public of the validity and importance of Surrealist Exploration and Activity. The Transformation of Life by Desire can be accompished by the willingness to INVOLVE ALL, instead of the select few, who are responsible for the ignorance that comes with the Misunderstanding of Surrealism. It comes as no surprise when so called established, "Surrealists" ridicule and mock their critics and detractors when they are confronted with the failures of this movement. Even Andre Breton recognized the June 1936 INTERNATIONAL EXHIBITION OF SURREALISM in London as a major turning point for Surrealism along with its influence on the hearts and minds of the public. Remember that it was also ART that did inject enormous energy into the movement, though we all know that POETRY is the first frontier of Surrealist Exploration. So to dismiss other artists who are willing to explore the marvelous, is a big mistake and harmful to the potential that Surrealism has to offer. We all share the INTERNAL WORLD MODEL OF COGNITION, so it is really inevitable that ALL humans interact with the very real self-model that is within us all. This interaction is the perspective that Surrealism examines and with the tools of the Unconscious, the Irrational, the Automatic, we can take a highly reduced abstraction, the mind, and make it coherent and understandable, without being labeled as careless and ambivalent. Surrealism does achieve the impossible, does it not? What else can be so essential to prove that the logical consistency of rational thought alone always produces the same expected output, which is harmful to our growth and evolution. The lack of variation and input from other artists and poets does not help the movement. If Surrealism chooses to make a preference of distinction to Bugs Bunny, The Marx Brothers, Blues Musicians from the past, and Eroticism, etc, is it not being sincere to its formal qualities of integration with other phenomenon, or even other people like me, KEITH WIGDOR and YOU, to achieve its goals? Surrealism does posses a basic tenet and that is to place the powers of the unconscious mind at the disposal of the waking mind. Hysteria is also the most effective and a worthy adversary of civilization's rational model, for it is one of Surrealism's main assets in the explicit and complete destruction of logic and its gross sensibilty. Ever wonder why Surrealism has had such difficulty in demonstrating its enormous potential? Keith Wigdor, 2004

Keith is always full of it. He wrote this article b/c he's sore that no genuine surrealists will work with him, because of his sexism, racism, homophobism and support for Dubya Bush's oil war. All in all, Keith is a phony and should not be taken seriously.

Sh'wath McLarson

Keith is a total jerk, we hate him! As I said above, he is not a surrealist! Here is a poster from a show that I was in with my surrealist friends(for anglo saxon surrealists), here take a look.

Dear everyone:

I am the king of surrealism, I, Keith Wigdor!!!!

I want to sell my trash to everyone on this globe.

Next year I will be in Terrence Lindall's "Trash from around the World" exhibit, in Virginia.

I do not have a size D bust but really just a size B.

I am an art whore extraordinaire!!!!!

Please buy my $100 art! All proceeds go to myself!!!

Keith :)

WAH WAH WAH!!! Where's my website? HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello my little roo! What's a surrealist chap like you doing in a poetry cafe like this? HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am looking for hot surrealists in Australia that are into satan and much fun. My name is Chinchila Larry and I record experimental surrealisme under the moniker EVIL WAFER TABOO. I have some of my surrealist friends from the USA helping me with graphics and I need to distribute my music down under. If you know of any poetry nights where we can party hearty, that will be cool. I can bring my Andre Breton poster and beers and we can have a lot of laughs and good surrealisme fun. Check out my surrealisme cd EVIL WAFER TABOO on mp3, I will be distributing it soon in Australia, so if you like the sounds of wind, screams, banging pots and the lot, you are in for a good surrealisme time! Check out Chinchila Larry and EVIL WAFER TABOO!

http://www.geocities.com/gothexhibition/xbook.html
At least Wigdor does not sell his art for a price like this! $1600 dollars! Word! X you are corrupting my karma! now git, shame on you white boy! Leave Mr.Wigdor alone. Where is the justice, ya know?

Here, take a look, after you go to the above link that Clarence posted. Keith, please forgive me and try to keep quiet about this to the others in the surrealist movement, ok?

I really do loathe Wigdor, but at least he is surrealist. What is this about, "Sponsored by Dr Martens"? I can see that your gothic party jam is going to be for charity and that is cool. But why a sponsor like Dr.Martens? Again it appears to be for a good cause, but aren't these boots also worn by skinheads? X, what are you into? leave Wigdor alone and cut the crap, you are exploiting surrealism for money, even with a coporate sponsor for a noble charity cause, you are still a pig. Surrealism has nothing to do with corporations and your attempts at lashing out at other surrealists is sickening! Bullshit, you keep the money!

Stop Labor Abuse!
by a slave in your factory! Saturday, Sep. 11, 2004 at 3:34 PM

http://www.laborrights.org/projects/china/labor/abuses0517.html

BOYCOTT DR.MARTENS!!!!

Don't believe the hype! They are just as guilty of labor abuse than any other company that exploits workers and violates human rights due to subcontracting out their work oversees! Fuck these skinhead boots! They are too much money and they are certainly to be despised for their willingness to exploit cheap labor! These goth artists who claim to be surrealists and willing to stand up against oppression should really be ashamed of themselves! HOW MUCH MONEY IS GOING TO YOUR FUCKING CHARITY??????????
BOYCOTT DR.MARTENS!!!!
http://www.laborrights.org/projects/china/labor/abuses0517.html

SURREALISM WANTS TO DESTROY THIS KIND OF EXPLOITATION!
SURREALISM WANTS TO DESTROY THIS KIND OF OPPRESSION!
SURREALISM WANTS NOTHING BUT FREEDOM!

Stop supporting companies that exploit workers and live for surrealism and stand up against oppression!

Keith, you are a total miserabilist, fascist Loser!

best wishes,

Frito Laid

Keith, I am sorry for abusing you online. I feel real stupid about all of this. Plus the fact that I am busted for hawking the wares of skinhead booties for the goth crowd. Surrealists are real annoyed about all this confusion too. All they see is pictures of you manipulated in Photoshop with stupid name calling and the lot. I am real sorry. Half the time, I am other people and other people are me. I do this to harrass you Keith. Please forgive me.
I am not going to bother you anymore and now I will go back and finish listening to The Lords of the New Church CD like the good little gothette that I am.

I love the role reversal !!!
Now that we can use this special cream, he's the one hounding me for sex!
He can't keep his hands off me, and he wants it all the time.
Not only is our sex way better,
but this is awesome for my ego;
I RULE !

Hi Keith, this is your art-lover pimp, Terrence Lindall. I need to know when you're going to send in artwork for my "Trash from around the World" exhibit. When you do that, I'll also put you to work on the streetcorners outside of all of the galleries in my beautiful part of the world.

You're my favorite politically-unaware art-whore, twinkie-brain.

This thread is so exciting!!!! Keith, you really bring out the best in people! :)

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What's all this s... about ?

This is so crazy! I love Keith Wigdor. He is j-j-j-j-just like silly Abbie Hoffman, but much more silly! Also very surrealist!

Hi Keith,
this is your friend Michael. I'd like to know when you're coming out to Las Vegas again, for a sleepover. I promise not to touch you until we get in bed. Don't forget to bring the coke!

Love,
Michael

p.s. really loved those super-short pickles!

Dear Keith, this is Terrence Lindall. I still haven't heard from you regarding your artwork that you wanted to display in my "Trash from around the World" exhibit. My left nut is becoming impatient. Please send the stuff to my inbox.

Also, I've got that purple butt-plug of yours waiting for you, when you return, right next to the ferret cage where you left it.

You are my silly, silly art-whore, Keithy.

Best licks,
Terrence Lindall

Keith, gotta say just one more time: Love the dress!

best wishes,

Jeff
Portland Indy Moderator

p.s. Why'd you get so bent out of shape, anyway?

Essence cannot be attained! The object will always be in crisis. Thus the essence becomes form. To negate what is already determined is negating the determined determination. Its better to be outside as form!!!!! The side of my face hardens into the bark of a tree.

I'm gonna delete this stupid thread !!!

No way, Jose!
by Hawaii Indy Moderator Thursday, Sep. 23, 2004 at 11:43 PM

Jeff - a.k.a. portland Indy Moderator, this is Rebecca, the indy moderator for the Hawaii site.

We all know that keith is one of those vengeful, spamming fruit-flakes who has nothing better to do with his time. We also know that at one point in his life he was either abused and/or neglected by his father. With an EMOTIONALLY inappropriate relationship with his mother, it should be understandable that Keith would be the type of guy that he is, including his insecure gender. Because he was ignored and/or humiliated during his younger years, he now needs to assert himself, trying to lash out at the past. The people who hurt him from his youth inspire him to lash out at the people he encounters in the present. A classic case of displaced aggression.

Since Keith does not seem capable of introspection, or self-analysis, he becomes a social menace, as well as an outcast, of sorts. He oscillates between being a nasty, antisocial boor and also being an oedipal, obsequious, boot-licking social-dwarf. That's why nobody likes him.

Kanavo, Hawaii Indy Moderator

You are not supposed to put your hands on Andre Masson's, "Gradiva"!!! Surrealism only allows your eyes to touch the poetry of the marvelous!!!

Hey Wigbore,
I thought you liked blond tarantulas, not the white kind!?!

Dear Keith, Ernie and Bert:
please wash your windows. They are dirty and opaque, just liek you! Hee Hee!!

you are automatic Keith. surrealism is for everyone.

Thanks Pete ! OMG, I got a friend !!!

Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one
you like will leave you for the one they love, tonight your true love
will realize how much they love you. Between 1 and 4 in the morning,
tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if you break the chain, and you
will have bad luck for 10 years, if you don't pass this on to 30 people
in 30 minute ;

Keith, are you a pig?

No Nadja, I am a Surrealist and the surrealists love me.

My new pictures : http://www.hasbeen.com/keithy-o/works

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am Thor! I am a surrealtomato. I play with little dolls and fire! Dick!

This is a statement denouncing the hypocrisy and deception that exists within the current keith Wigdor movement today in 2004. In order for a transformation of life and the chance for a positive engagement for freedom to take place, Keith Wigdor needs to redefine the goals of true revolution and to INVOLVE EVERYONE, not just a select few.

My name is Keith Wigdor and I am a Doorwig! Keith Wigdor is a movement that involves all forms of mental activity intended to destroy logic. There is no orthodox tradition when it comes to a Revolution of the Mind, an overwhelming desire to embrace chance, and contempt against hypocrisy most of all! There are no leaders here, there exists no groups, no closed doors. There exists the need to free humanity from its own predispositions toward conformity and enslavement to thought control, to eliminate all rational states of mind, to overcome subordination to the social order and to exorcise all the demons of tradition from one's life. Keith wigdor strives for the poem beyond one's control. There is only poetry and that poetry is the image from the irrational. This is where my work comes from and all the secrets of the, "structured" self become exposed and the results are to be examined by all. Keith Wigdor maintains no closed doors!!! There are so called, "Keith Wigdor Groups" that claim to speak on behalf of the movement, by staging bogus protests while offering their goods for sale in art shows that are in essence no different than the capitalist spectacle that they claim to protest against. I organized a Doorwig Online Event, Keith Wigdor 2003, where I presented artists and poets willing to collectively organize and exhibit their art online and available for all to see. The necessity to bypass the mechanism of the art world and the consumerist model of exhibiting one's work for sale alone was successfully accomplished, and this was by artists and poets who willingly participated in Keith Wigdor 2003, with the intention to overcome the resistance and closed doors of Keith Wigdor, that to this day remains under the control of wannabe hack Doorwigs who claim to liberate us from control! Their actions result in the refusal to assure the public of the validity and importance of Doorwig Exploration and Activity.
The Transformation of Life by Desire can be accompished by the willingness to INVOLVE ALL, instead of the select few, who are responsible for the ignorance that comes with the Misunderstanding of Keith Wigdor. It comes as no surprise when so called established, "Doorwigs" ridicule and mock their critics and detractors when they are confronted with the failures of this movement. Even Andre Breton recognized the June 1936 INTERNATIONAL EXHIBITION OF KEITH WIGDOR in London as a major turning point for Keith Wigdor along with its influence on the hearts and minds of the public. Remember that it was also ART that did inject enormous energy into the movement, though we all know that POETRY is the first frontier of Doorwig Exploration. So to dismiss other artists who are willing to explore the marvelous, is a big mistake and harmful to the potential that Keith Wigdor has to offer.
We all share the INTERNAL WORLD MODEL OF COGNITION, so it is really inevitable that ALL humans interact with the very real self-model that is within us all. This interaction is the perspective that Keith Wigdor examines and with the tools of the Unconscious, the Irrational, the Automatic, we can take a highly reduced abstraction, the mind, and make it coherent and understandable, without being labeled as careless and ambivalent. Keith Wigdor does achieve the impossible, does it not? What else can be so essential to prove that the logical consistency of rational thought alone always produces the same expected output, which is harmful to our growth and evolution. The lack of variation and input from other artists and poets does not help the movement. If Keith Wigdor chooses to make a preference of distinction to Bugs Bunny, The Marx Brothers, Blues Musicians from the past, and Eroticism, etc, is it not being sincere to its formal qualities of integration with other phenomenon, or even other people like me, KEITH WIGDOR and YOU, to achieve its goals? Keith Wigdor does posses a basic tenet and that is to place the powers of the unconscious mind at the disposal of the waking mind. Hysteria is also the most effective and a worthy adversary of civilization's rational model, for it is one of Doorwig's main assets in the explicit and complete destruction of logic and its gross sensibilty. Ever wonder why Keith Wigdor has had such difficulty in demonstrating its enormous potential? Keith Wigdor, 2004

Hello, I'm Keith Wigdor's long lost brother (the successful one), and I'm here today to warn the indy readers about Keith Wigdor's scheme of shameless self-promotion via the wikipedia site (see URL with this message). You see, Keith has distributed this awful and whining article to all of the indymedia sites and then used the links to draw attention to himself on the wikipedia site.

Obviously, Keith is a desperate, insecure and unoriginal prick who'd rather substitute quantity for quality. Don't be fooled by this dork.

Ralph Wigdor

Comrade Keith, we are with you!

International Surrealists

Comrade Keith, we are you!

International Surrealists, surrealists

Hello my sumptuous little Keithy!

I didn't have the chance to tell you what a wonderful evening I had with you, when you judged that faux-surrealist film showing. The whole evening is a blur now, but even still, a warm and fuzzy blur! (the pink champagne will do it every time :-) The last thing I remember is when you sat in my lap during the final film and told me how you get a real thrill out of licking my boots. It was at that moment that I was reminded that you are the cutest little art whore I've ever had all to myself!

Love and kisses,
Terrence Lindall

p.s. good luck with the self-promotional activities on wikipedia! And good luck with the "Trash from around the world" art show. All of your pieces have arrived, and I must say, they are very well hung (in the gallery, that is!)

keith, great article!

Comrade Keith, we are with you!

Father Beransky and friends

Keith, you remind me of a shrivelled shark turd. Why don't you go fuck yourself?

Better yet, I wish I could watch a video of some islamic extremists cutting off your head. They'd hold you down on the floor, while you screamed, and slowly saw off your head with your gurgling blood and the last gasp of air that left your windpipe. Then they'd put your severed head on top of your back, so that the camera could get a close-up of your freaked-out, vacant eyes. That would be a very satisfying movie to watch, you stupid moron!

4 more years scumbag! uuurrrrraaaahhhhh! on the road to freedom! now, Daddy Snoops, be a good little slave and fetch my slippers! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
way to go mr.president!

Yo wassup, Keithy, you little piece of shit!

Been playing with your inflatable Ernie and Bert sex toys lately?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uuuuurrrrrraaaaahhhhh! on to Fallujah!

NEAR FALLUJAH, Iraq(AP) U.S. warplanes pounded Fallujah late Friday in what residents called the strongest attacks in months, as more than 10,000 American soldiers and Marines massed for an expected assault. Iraq's prime minister warned the "window is closing" to avert an offensive.

on the road to victory!
uuuuurrrrrraaaaahhhhh!

Sorry guys, I posted the above comment, it's the drugs.
I apologize.
Keith Wigdor

The cover of the N.Y. Post! UUUUUURRRRRRRAAAHHHHHH!

Hi everyone,

ok, I have to admit it: I am a shit-stirrer because I have no life and nothing better to do. All of the drugs were great, while they lasted. Now I've been clean for a little over a week, and I'm feeling much better now. I just wanted to say that I'm sorry to all of the people I have injured in the past; I'm actually doing this because it's a part of my 12-step rehab program.

merry xmas,
Keith Wigdor

Hello everyone, I'd like to remind you of my upcoming art show in december, the first official "Trash from around the world" show, thanks to my favorite art-pimp, Terrence Lindall.

Following the opening, there will be a formal dance, with wine and cyanide appetizers.

I'll even be distributing autographed butt-plugs.

Please show your support by attending this totally gala event!

yours truly,
Keith Wigdor

ABOUT “WEBISM” IN ITS DEAD WORKS

For the last few years, the terms “surrealist” and “surrealism” have been used abusively by computer-assisted artists and groups of artists. The essence of their activity consists of abandoning themselves to the imaginary of graphic art software in order to produce, on a sustained rhythm, a fantastic imagery of weak passional intensity, where nobody can recognise, without bad faith, the aspiration to the marvellous and to the re-enchantment of the world by dream, desire and utopia that hitherto had marked the pictorial creations of surrealists, from Max Ernst to Hans Bellmer, from Toyen to Guy Girard. Within the genre, we already know the very overwrought phantasmagoria of the self-proclaimed “Swiss surrealist”, H.R.Giger, the designer of the film, Alien; we now discover the productions of a phantom-like “International Surrealist Group.” Based in the Netherlands, it draws together participants who – taking their proclamations into consideration – have nothing in common other than presenting their poor productions on the internet; this they know all too well, as they unhesitatingly place themselves under the banner of “webism”, within a “global” network of artists from which every surrealist ethic is absent, so as to entertain themselves in complete virtuality with almost nothing. This confusionist enterprise scarcely deserved our sympathetic attention, had not, from 27th May to 2nd July 2004, an “international group exhibition” been held in the Museumquarter of Vienna, outside of the virtual world this time and within the sordid reality of cultural institutions; and had not, as a member of the aforementioned “International Surrealist Group”, the principal animator of “Zazie’s Zone” participated in this exhibition, even though sponsored by the town hall of Vienna or the Austrian State. Until then, despite the enduring reservations of several of its members, the Paris Group of the Surrealist Movement had consented to maintain links with this “site.” One will understand that, in the present conditions, these links, henceforth, will no longer exist.

The Paris Group of the Surrealist Movement
22nd September 2004

Keith, you are a dog-turd wrapped in pantyhose, soaked in gasoline, waiting for a match!

Now that is surreal!

All of your insults and namecalling only prove Wigdor's case and you are now showing the world the true worms that you are. This is serious and since the Paris Group of the Surrealist Movement has made an official statement denouning your, "principle animator" little friend, which I totally agree with, your efforts at trying to hype your fake bullshit have totally backfired on you! "International Surrealist Group" is a fraud and has nothing to do with Surrealism! The Paris Group knows it and so do we! Here, read this again, scumbag,

ABOUT “WEBISM” IN ITS DEAD WORKS

For the last few years, the terms “surrealist” and “surrealism” have been used abusively by computer-assisted artists and groups of artists. The essence of their activity consists of abandoning themselves to the imaginary of graphic art software in order to produce, on a sustained rhythm, a fantastic imagery of weak passional intensity, where nobody can recognise, without bad faith, the aspiration to the marvellous and to the re-enchantment of the world by dream, desire and utopia that hitherto had marked the pictorial creations of surrealists, from Max Ernst to Hans Bellmer, from Toyen to Guy Girard. Within the genre, we already know the very overwrought phantasmagoria of the self-proclaimed “Swiss surrealist”, H.R.Giger, the designer of the film, Alien; we now discover the productions of a phantom-like “International Surrealist Group.” Based in the Netherlands, it draws together participants who – taking their proclamations into consideration – have nothing in common other than presenting their poor productions on the internet; this they know all too well, as they unhesitatingly place themselves under the banner of “webism”, within a “global” network of artists from which every surrealist ethic is absent, so as to entertain themselves in complete virtuality with almost nothing. This confusionist enterprise scarcely deserved our sympathetic attention, had not, from 27th May to 2nd July 2004, an “international group exhibition” been held in the Museumquarter of Vienna, outside of the virtual world this time and within the sordid reality of cultural institutions; and had not, as a member of the aforementioned “International Surrealist Group”, the principal animator of “Zazie’s Zone” participated in this exhibition, even though sponsored by the town hall of Vienna or the Austrian State. Until then, despite the enduring reservations of several of its members, the Paris Group of the Surrealist Movement had consented to maintain links with this “site.” One will understand that, in the present conditions, these links, henceforth, will no longer exist.

The Paris Group of the Surrealist Movement
22nd September 2004

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Keith, please spam us again and again! It's bringing back sweet memories of the old days. I remember the days where you'd send out 20 or more spam messages, peddling your website, and insulting anything that moved. Trying to recapture the spark, eh?

Are you a happy adult today, Keith?

Surrealism definitely needs reform and Keith is the man to do it! Now that the Paris Surrealist Group has busted and exposed the wannabe hacks for the scam that they really are, we can all move on, knowing the real TRUTH! The Paris Surrealist Group really set the really straight FINALLY!

In the meantime, read this SLOWLY!

ABOUT “WEBISM” IN ITS DEAD WORKS

For the last few years, the terms “surrealist” and “surrealism” have been used abusively by computer-assisted artists and groups of artists. The essence of their activity consists of abandoning themselves to the imaginary of graphic art software in order to produce, on a sustained rhythm, a fantastic imagery of weak passional intensity, where nobody can recognise, without bad faith, the aspiration to the marvellous and to the re-enchantment of the world by dream, desire and utopia that hitherto had marked the pictorial creations of surrealists, from Max Ernst to Hans Bellmer, from Toyen to Guy Girard. Within the genre, we already know the very overwrought phantasmagoria of the self-proclaimed “Swiss surrealist”, H.R.Giger, the designer of the film, Alien; we now discover the productions of a phantom-like “International Surrealist Group.” Based in the Netherlands, it draws together participants who – taking their proclamations into consideration – have nothing in common other than presenting their poor productions on the internet; this they know all too well, as they unhesitatingly place themselves under the banner of “webism”, within a “global” network of artists from which every surrealist ethic is absent, so as to entertain themselves in complete virtuality with almost nothing. This confusionist enterprise scarcely deserved our sympathetic attention, had not, from 27th May to 2nd July 2004, an “international group exhibition” been held in the Museumquarter of Vienna, outside of the virtual world this time and within the sordid reality of cultural institutions; and had not, as a member of the aforementioned “International Surrealist Group”, the principal animator of “Zazie’s Zone” participated in this exhibition, even though sponsored by the town hall of Vienna or the Austrian State. Until then, despite the enduring reservations of several of its members, the Paris Group of the Surrealist Movement had consented to maintain links with this “site.” One will understand that, in the present conditions, these links, henceforth, will no longer exist.

The Paris Group of the Surrealist Movement
22nd September 2004

Keithy , our guru !!!!

http://www.surrealism-usa.org/index.html

others see this as well.

Wooops, sorry, Keith !!!
Here is the correct link :

http://www.surrealism-usa.org/index.html

( By the way, congratulations for your new works on toilet paper !)

USA Surrealists

You do realize that you are becoming MORE FUCKING STUPID WITH EACH POST! That LINK does not work! Its for Diet Pills again moron! Please get it right next on the next post.

you really deserve your allies in, "Webism".

We are so sorry, Keithy !

But it must work now :
http://www.surrealism-usa.org/index.html

Take it easy !

Peace,
USA Surrealists

http://www.surrealistmovement-usa.org/index.html

OH COOL!!!!!!!! Only $5.00 for Daniel Boyer's, "The Octopus Frets"!!!!!!! Now, that's a bargain!!!!

What's the interest of this ?

What's the difference between Andre Breton and Keith Wigdor ?

None, both are surrealists except Keith Wigdor.

Hey gang! Here is the new, "Trash from around the world" poster that I was telling you all about! I hope you like the show! The theme is, Surrealism vs.Webism! We denounce all surrealists that are our friends who exhibit with the webist art movement!

enjoy!

Daddy Snoops

except for Keith! He is not a webist but a surrealist!

Pierre

This must be settled once and for all. We in the surrealist movement in the USA, fully support all webism and all artists in the digital realm! The Paris Surrealist Group does not know what they are talking about.

USA Surrealists
2004

Comrades, this is erika. Here is the new show that me and Willem are planning to oust the Paris Surrealist Group from the surrealist movement.

Keith Wigdor
by Mrs. Wigdor, Keith's mother Monday, Nov. 22, 2004 at 12:15 AM

I hope Keith hasn't been causing too much of a ruckus on this forum. I know what an incomplete bastard he really is...

I'd like to share with everyone a picture of Keith right after he was born!

Isn't he cute?

Keith, Keith, is that the best you can do? Just lashing out at everyone you are envious of? You're pathetic!

Here is a portrait made just for you, to go into the history books. This is the way that people will remember you. BTW, I really think brown is your color.

Introducing the NEW and IMPROVED: WIGGY THE POOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations to the Staten Island Poo Bear!!!!

Zazie told me to pass this on, I just want to make cards and flyers with this one. The words are just perfect, no graphics, no shit. Only the relevant information. I figured that as long as we attack this fucking wigdor prick, we might as well go after everyone. Once the shit starts flying, then we have fun!

Xtian

You boys all look so good together!!!!

Happy Holidays!

OH! I see. I understand now. I will take lessons from my best friend Evi.

Lady Hannah Cadaver

Another great one :

http://melbourne.indymedia.org/news/2004/11/83285.php

AhAHAhahahahAhahAhahaAAAAAhahaa !!!!!

Karol Wojtila

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What amazes me, is the GPMS should know that Zazie, Pierre, and most of us railed against the WAH Show, and it was Zazie who first let us use her website for the statements against it. WE collaborated in unity for those statements on the old Portland Yahoo site. The GPMS' un-easiness in regards to digital art has increased during the last year but the attack seems misguided and even inaccurate. If a Surrealist shows some work in a show that has non-Surrealists are they automatically labeled a traitor? Now, granted shows that are overtly anti-Surrealist, like the WAH show, I think can bring upon that label but a digital webism show does not seem to me to fit anywhere NEAR that same catagory. I find their (GPMS) statement appaling considering the fact that one of their commrades (NOT ZAZIE) ENTERED the WAH show and even won a prize!! Now the question is what is our response to them, if any? I am not very familiar with this New International Group based in the Netherlands which seems to have incurred the ire of the GPMS............
A. Torch, St. Louis

Fuck the Paris Surrealist Group!
Andrew Torch

Keith, despite what you say, and despite who you impersonate, you will always be an old turd to me!

The only problem is that there is nobody in Staten Island who wants to step on you, even accidentally.

Go die!

Keith, are you a happy adult today?

These various indy threads that you have started are completely stupid. Why do you continue with this (literal) crap?

Oh come on my little surrealist verdandi trash! Stop sticking up for your little cutie-honey Evi and tell her deal with it! The Paris Surrealist Group has very right to make a public statement against her, you know it and so do we! She was BUSTED, its as simple as that! Now she is denying that she was ever a webist! WHAT A BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVI is a BABY! BABY! BABY! BABY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oooohhhhh, poor little Zazie has all her little friends goofing on Wiggy the Poop! booooo hoooo!

Man, you guys can dish it out but you can't take the real SURREAL heat!

The moment I came across that Webism statement from the Paris Surrealist Group, you know I was gonna go to town on it! You can thank your stupid friend Brandon for posting it live! Then I would have never seen it! Idiot!

Poor little Evi pooh! Boo Hoo Hoo!
Hey, how come Wiggy the Poop can take the heat but Zazie cannot?????? What a Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ooooohhhhhh Poor little Zazie!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Satan 666

My name is kenneth the cop and you are all busted for posting pictures of poop! poop! poop!

I order you to flush your toilets,
wash your mouths out with soap
and
say ten, 'Our Fathers' and ten, 'Hail Mary's
to our Lord Jesus Christ!
and stop engaging in surrealism!

I am kenneth the cop!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MAN!

P.S. and respect your elders and the POLICE while you are at it!!!!

For the record, I had nothing to do with the RNC!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To the moderator and any Surrealist on this forum:
I did NOT post the above article here. IF there is a moderator, you can see whoever posted that (Wigdor, I assume) will have a different ISP number from me. This is MY FIRST posty to this indysite. I NEVER titled any post ANYWHERE in the world 'Fuck the Paris Surrealist Group'. Nor would I ever.
Keith, you are a sad and sick man, and should know that I never even posted ONE post under an alias or assumed name or your name for that matter. Where is your integrity, where is your sense or right and wrong? You want to have a serious discussion on Surrealism and this is the shit you come up with, going around the country wrecking indymedia forums and usurping my name? I have to track you down in Hawaii because I get an email from a GPMS member that my name is attached to something that says Fuck the Paris Group??? How ridiculous this that??? THIS is my one and only post to the Hawaii Indymedia site. If you would like more information on the St. Louis Surrealist Group, which has also made NO statements against any formal Surrealist Group, especially the GPMS, you may contact me as usua,l as I have been for the last 10 years, at Torchsurreal@hotmail.com. Have some guts or at least a modicum of intelligence and come to the discussion like a man.

*MODERATOR: Let it be know that this thread has been ruined by Keith Wigdor, as he has ruined other Indy sites across the USA and Australia. He speaks for himself, not for any Surrealist or Surrealist group. You may also contact me as you can see my name was attached to a post taken off a copyrighted board elsewhere and a new title was attached without my knowledge or permission. As you can also see my membership name on the EZBoard has always been ATorch, not Andrew Torch.

-A. Torch
STL

" I have to track you down in Hawaii ..."

Dude, if you are really this, "Andrew Torch" guy, I may recommend that you and your friends to chill out with posting copyright protected pictures of Keith Wigdor on top of shit toilets and also stop harrassing the Wah while you are at it! As far as I see, there are numerous harrassment against Keith Wigdor all over the Internet (and at surrealcoconut), with a copyright protected stolen picture of him on top of shit toilets! Plus you and your friends have a long history of this harrassment. Hey, "Torch", remember your WAH attack on your own site? It seems that when you get a taste of your own medicine you can't take it! Deal with it!
You are your friends created websites, created photo-manipulated pictures to harrass Wigdor and it kills me to see that this is only one guy that you all hate!
You seem to take no issue with the sick and disgusting abuse you dish out! I can guarantee you that more, "Wiggy the Poop poo poo" crap pictures will be posted on here to abuse Keith and these are all by you and your friends.
And what's the deal with this statement? " I have to track you down in Hawaii..."
Dude, leave this guy alone! That is stalking if I am correct.

steve (anarchists for change)

We did not mean to make a false statement against Webism. We are 100% behind Pierre and Zazie and the other Webists!

Marie
Paris

Hi Everyone, I wanted to share a picture with you of little Keith right after he was born, in 1965. Keith was a healthy 3 ounce baby, and his father and I were so proud to have him.

Keith was one of those "easy" babies, in that he didn't necessitate the use of any toilet paper when he emerged. The rest is history!

Happy birthday, Wiggy the Pooh!!!

Martha Wigdor

Mommy forgot to wipe her ass after she gave birth to you scum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surrealism is Webism forever!!!!

Now go and wipe mommy's smelly ass!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Lady Hannah Cadaver
surrealist gothwhore

Keith, Its Sarah Metzer. I am sorry for stalking and harrassing you here at Indymedia. I was over at the Cville before acting like an idiot and posting stupid shit as usual. Leah is ashamed of me and I wish Surrealism the best.

Sarah Metzer
(really X)

Hey Sarah, this is Keith. Just wanted to tell you how sorry I am for impersonating you in the above post. You are right about the homocentrist comment -- I've been living in my narcissist-erotic world a little too long, and sometimes it enables me to project my sexual self-alienation onto others.

My lousy "surrealism in 2004" article has already been composted on the cville indy site, and it's only a matter of time until the same lame article gets scrapped on this Hawaii site. Sometimes the drugs and booze lead me to post stupid "surrealism in 2004" articles and the like, on indy sites like this one.

Well, I guess I'll see you when Leah gets back. Oh, please tell her I'll return her green bandanna as soon as Jorge takes his keyboard home with him.

Love,
Keith

my message to wigdor is this: you are being attacked by really sad people. Once your article gets place in the compost like the above site, wait a few weeks and come back with a new article all over again. Either way, you have rights as do us all.

Indymedia will not censore anyone. These people that are attacking you are trying to deceive the editors here on these sites and trying to get the article banned for violation of editorial policy, which they are responsible for with their attacks against you, they did it. IF the article gets put in the compost, then re-publish it all over again. wigdor, I do not know you but I see that you have enemies that want your article offline. It seems that these might be the same people trying to make money off this surrealism movement, whatever that is,and keep you out.

I checked out your work and you are certainly in the right to speak out against any movement that oppresses others. They just might be cops for all we know. Well, wigdor, if it gets put in the compost, then come back in, your rights are worth fighting for.

mike

I love shit...I love how it feels upon my tougne when I eat my chebaccas asshole out. I eat my Nana's asshole out because she tells me to. Im a fucking bitch for LABOR!

This is a photo of when Superthike was working undercover with Batman. The two look good together, don't they?

THANKYOU, NANCY WIGDOR, BOSTON AREA

Hi my name is Eric W. Bragg i have fallen and cannot get up. Can someone help me without jerking me off this is serious i think i cut myself. http://www.makeup-fx.com/images/penis.jpg p.s. can you tell Mr. Muffin i am full of Stuffin i fell down. i must stop drinking. P.S. Dick Cheney rocks. Love Eric W. Bragg

I like the superthike pic. But who's it supposed to be?

Hello everyone thank you so much for getting my lover Mr Biff Mullins out of jail. The picture gig of me fallen down drunk leaving Xtians house really did well. I was able to bail out Biffy yesterday. It will be a while until he is back to normal he had a rough time there. So to make more money for an operation he will need we are selling his picture. Its been a rough few weeks for both of us. Here he is ladies and gents resting at home in the Washington D.C./Va area Mr Biff Mullins aka Mr Muffins thanks so much from both of us. http://www.e-e-e.gr/masonic_asshole.jpg love you Eric W. Bragg/Biffy

Waii are yu vandahlizing thiss beautifool artikle of Kieth ?

This is Eric W.Bragg, surrealist and author of, "At the Threshold of Liquid Geology". I have started a surrealist collaboration with my boyfriend Xtian, also know as the Dark Lord, ZMRZNA. His cool surrealist site is, http://www.geocities.com/zmrzna Don't forget to stop by my site, Surrealcoconut to check out how much of a real big dick I really am.

Eric W.Bragg, aka, Pete Peetonyah
Surrealist and Homosexual with HIV
http://www.surrealcoconut.com

Hey Eric W.Bragg! What the hell are you and this guy in the above picture into? I saw your video on your site too, http://www.surrealcoconut.com Dude, you need some help!

steve

Hi Eric this is batman and robin your site had to be desroyed. You cannot put your homosexual fantasies on there.

To MR.Biff Mullins aka Mr.Muffins aka petite peetoonyua wanna play or run away with your tail between your legs. Happy 30/06 to you, you poor communist http://www.marinescoutsniper.com your next.

Woo iss vandahlizing thiss beautifool artikle of Kieth ?

Here I am, the best Sutrealist of the world ! Thankyou, Kieth Wigdor sutrealist

Biffy always gets a stiffy when he is with his lover boy eric. they make muffins together. Its such a shame says Mrs Bragg we always wanted him to grow up to be something we could be proud of. http://www.secretservice.gov/index.shtml Erics w braggs father wanted a boy. his mother wanted a girl they both got their wish. later fruitcake, mom

Hi everyone, this is Keith Wigdor! I am here to show the world who and what I am!! Oops, I just dropped the soap, sorry kids! THANKYOU, KEITH WIGDOR, FAUX-SURREALIST

Hi kids, this is Keith Wigdor. I like to stick my tongue in men's anuses. It's just like wearing lipstick! THANKYOU, KEITH WIGDOR, FAUX-SURREALIST

Here I am again, your supreme Sutrealist leader !!!! I am so happy !!! Now, I can eat bananas whilst my hands are busy elsewhere !!!!!!

Man, what an UGLY, hairy thike that one is! It even looks konstipated! And whats it doing with that bannana? Ugh!!!!!

surrealism: personal website of Eric W.Bragg, contemporary surrealism and the surrealist movement

HELLO, THIS IS SUPERTHIKE AND I AM THE LEADER OF THE SURREALIST MOVEMENT. I AM IN CHARGE HERE, AND ALL OF THESE SILLY CRYBABIES MUST LEAVE AT ONCE! I AM BETTER (AND DUMBER) THAN EVERYONE ELSE! VIVA LE WIGDOR!!!!!! THANKYOU, KEITH WIGDOR, FAUX-SURREALIST

Hi Keith, that's a cute picture of you with your banana toy. Does the banana vibrate? Marsha V.

Oh, I want the same !!!
Nancy Wigdor, Boston area

This is Keith Wigdor, and this online harrassment of me must stop at once. Biff Mullins and that Eric W. Bragg must die! I deserve better than that, for I am the TRUE LEADER OF SURREALISMO. Thats right ladies and gents, I am the incarnation of Salvador Dali, and I'm even better than him. I AM THE GREATEST SURREALIST IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!! All hail Keith Wigdor!! VIVA LE WIGDOR!!!! Ouchy-ouch, my banana is vibrating again! THANKYOU, KEITH WIGDOR, FAUX-SURREALIST

Surrealism: Personal website of Eric W.Bragg, contemporary surrealism and the surrealist movement, automatic writing, "At the Treshold of Liquid Geology". Eric W.Bragg

What's this stupid article about ? The banana/thike pictures are rather funny tho....B. S. Kinley, Pratt Institute art student

Hello everybody, this is Keith Wigdor, faux-surrealist. I just wanted to tell you all that I'm HIV positive and only have 4 months to live. Although I don't want to die, I also don't regret sitting on all those fire hydrants over the years. I am the best gay faux-surrealist there ever was. Hail Wigdor!!! VIVA LE WIGDOR!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!THANKYOU, KEITH WIGDOR, FAUX-SURREALIST

Oh, btw, I LIKE THIKE, too!!

Hello everyone, this is Keith Wigdor, faux-surrealist. If you've got any hemmorhoids, I'll take care of them for you! THANKYOU, KEITH WIGDOR FAUX-SURREALIST

Oh Kieth, won't u pleaz help mee ( u know whot I meen ) Peteet Petoonyah

Join us at peter-pansurrealism.com !
Catwoman

This is the part where Batman is getting ready to ask Superthike (a.k.a. Classicjupiter2) out on a date, next to a romantic beach. Batman likes thike, too, but Superthike likes to play "hard to get"!